Funny Friendship Day Messages: Because Laughter Is the Best Gift!
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“We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we’ll be new friends!”
“A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you.”
“Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the true ones stick like an octopus on your face!”
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I’ll pick you up… after I finish laughing!”
“Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.”
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
“If you have friends as weird as you, then you have everything.”
“We’ll always be friends because you match my level of crazy.”
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.”
“I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head, but like in the leg or something.”
“True friends don’t judge each other; they judge other people together.”
“You don’t have to like me; I’m not a Facebook status.”
“You’re my best friend because I wouldn’t dare be this weird with anyone else.”
“I love that I don’t have to act socially acceptable around you.”
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
“We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.”
“You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post-apocalyptic death match for food.”
“Best friends know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
“Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.”
“Friendship is so weird… you just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like ‘yep, I like this one’ and you just do stuff with them.”
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then, I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the crap out of people.”
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'”
“We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.”
“You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post-apocalyptic death match for food.”
“We’ll always be best friends because you know too much.”
“You laugh. I laugh. You cry. I cry. You jump off a cliff. I say, ‘Do a flip!'”
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
“Friendship is finding someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though you’re slightly cracked.”
“I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room… but not too humid because, you know, my hair.”
“You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.”
“I love our friendship because we hate all the same people.”
“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though they know you’re slightly cracked.”
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
“Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the best ones stick like an octopus on your face.”
“I’m lucky to have a friend like you… who reminds me that I’m lucky to have a friend like you.”
“You’re the friend I’d share my fries with. And that’s saying a lot.”
“We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile… and then we’ll be new friends again!”
“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though you’re slightly cracked.”
“You’re the friend I’d share my food with. And that’s saying a lot.”
“Friends are therapists you can drink with.”
“Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.”
“We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile… and then we’ll be new friends again!”
“A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you.”
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
“Friends come and go like waves of the ocean, but the best ones stick like an octopus on your face.”
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone.”
“You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.”
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
“I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room… but not too humid because, you know, my hair.”
“You’re the friend I’d call if I ever needed bail… or a shovel.”
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
“Friends don’t let friends do silly things… alone.”
“Friendship is finding that special someone you can enjoy being a dumbass with.”
“You’re the friend I can call at 2 AM and say, ‘Get dressed, we’re going on an adventure!'”
“A friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though you’re slightly cracked.”
“Friendship is like money: easier made than kept.”
“Best friends are the people in your life who make you laugh louder, smile brighter, and live better.”
